Feeding Mechanics
The Heart of the Matter 💔
In the world of Pizza Pets, hearts are life—literally. Pets lose 1 heart ❤️ per day in normal circumstances, but under certain conditions, this rate can increase. For example:
💩 Uncleaned poop boosts the heart loss rate to 1.4 hearts ❤️ per day for each poop.
💪 Steroids can also accelerate heart decline (we’ll cover this in Advanced Strategies).
Thankfully, there are ways to reduce heart loss too. Ever heard of a pet that loves ☕ coffee and 🌿 weed? Yep, these special items can slow down heart loss, but again, that’s for the Advanced Strategies section. For now, let’s talk about how to keep your pets alive and kicking with proper feeding!
The Two Staples of Pizza Pet Cuisine 🍕🍺
Your Pizza Pets don’t ask for much—just a steady diet of Pizza and Beer. Both are lifesavers, but they come with their own quirks. Let’s dig in:
🍕 Pizza
Effect: Gains +1 heart ❤️.
Side Effect: Increases chance of 💩 poop by 23%.
Perfect For: A small, safe heart boost with lower poop risk.
Think of Pizza as the trusty Bitcoin of pet feeding—reliable and always there for you when times are tough.
🍺 Beer
Effect: Gains +2 hearts ❤️❤️.
Side Effect: Increases chance of 💩 poop by 69%.
Perfect For: A big heart boost, but tread carefully—this is the Pump.fun of feeding mechanics, powerful but sometimes unpredictable.
Watching for Poop 💩
Feeding your pet is only half the battle; you’ve got to keep an eye out for poop. Here’s how it works based on your pet’s evolution stage:
Baby Stage 🍼
If a baby pet poops after a feed, it happens immediately. No waiting, no suspense.
If the baby doesn’t poop immediately, you’re in the clear until the next feed.
Baby pets are like free & fair crypto tokens like $DOG—what you see is what you get. No hidden surprises!
Child, Teen, and Adult Stages 🧒🧑🦸♂️
In these stages, pets can poop randomly within 7 days of being fed.
You’ll need to watch for the 💩 poop icon on your pet and clean it as soon as it appears.
These stages are a bit more unpredictable—kind of like corporate venture-backed and insider and special interest infested meme coins on the market. You never know when things are going to go south, so stay vigilant!
The Consequences of Poop 🤢
Poop isn’t just gross—it’s dangerous. Here’s why:
When a pet poops, its heart loss rate increases to 1.4 hearts ❤️💕 per day.
Poops can stack, meaning each additional poop multiplies the heart loss rate. For example:
1 poop = 1.4 hearts ❤️💕/day
2 poops = 2.8 hearts ❤️❤️💕/day
3 poops = 4.2 hearts ❤️❤️❤️❤️💕/day
Letting poop stack is like leaving your Bitcoin private keys unguarded—it’s a disaster waiting to happen. Satoshi would never do that, why would you?
Watch the Video Guide 🎥
If you'd like a step-by-step walkthrough of feeding mechanics, check out this video guide:
Final Thoughts 🐾
Feeding your Pizza Pets is the foundation of their care, but it’s also a balancing act. 🍕 Pizza and 🍺 Beer give them the hearts they need, but 💩 poop management keeps their health in check. Mastering this balance is the key to keeping your pets alive and thriving.
👇 Up next: Poop Management—the key to controlling heart health decline rates and keeping your pets alive. Don’t let poop stack up (Satoshi wouldn’t, so why would you?). Let’s dive into the dirty details!
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